Had my portable stereo CD player since 1999 when I had

 my first flat after me and my ex wife split up.

That stereo lasted me thru thick and thin;

raunchy love making with Diane,

swinging parties and threesomes with Kelsey,

drunken England Euro 2000 sessions with Pete

and other mad times in my second flat.

Fucking half a dozen gals from Metal H...

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